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I've been in such a gigglely mood and I swear y'all get me weak
I swear you two and your humour is so unmatched. Like these examples?! What's going inside y'all's head 😂😂
sarah's dream is to have a stomach built like a donut
"A bloody ripped hole." ... so, all day every day?!?!
New drinking game: take a shot every time Sarah touches her hair...
i wanna be the author of twilight just so robert pattinson would hate me. the thought of that head empty creature being intimately aware of my existence, enough to hate a book series i wrote, fills me with immense pleasure
If I went to a guy’s house and he had a lizard I’d be mad excited but that’s probably because I also have a lizard
I’m my own worst enemy so..
Sara i miss your vines so much
Don’t mind me just vigilantly screening the bogs of Louisiana
The picture in the bill envelope has officially sent me over the edge.
count me in for the plain but funny club 🙋♀️
wait I think I missed something, why is Stephanie Meyer (author of Twilight) an asshole? Genuinely wondering btw
Am I the only one who likes and dislikes ads so they mostly show the short ones?????
Idk how they live together I’m much more of a Sarah stan
The bar with only I've Got a Feelin and only serves tequila is definitely what purgatory is like
im way too sentimental to lose all my photos like literally therell be a blurry photo of my 11th grade desk and ill still be afraid to delete it for memories sake
how about a club that only serves black eyed peas and only plays Tequila by The Champs
brittany is gonna be like the haunt of the bogs of louisiana and she burps at her victims
sarah’s intro reminds me of something i’d see on yo gabba gabba
HHahaha I got a bearded dragon lizard 🦎😂😌
y’all are the cody ko and noel miller for gays
The first minute or so of this video is pure chaotic neutral and I live for it
the mayo at 12:53 got me levitatinggg
What's that opening song?
I have two belly buttons
You can definitely play with birds, but I only know this because my mom is one of those bird people.
*Fermented bog Brittany*
I have 3 birds and I’m 13 years old and I would NEVER EVER RECOMEND BIRDS MY EARS ARE BLEEDING
I’m highly allergic to agave so being in a club that sells only tequila will literally kill me. Sadness everywhere
9:53 agreed.
"like who actually thinks 'they're my enemy'" idk about anyone else but Trump is my enemy
A reversed monk haircut would be like a hair yarmulke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This vile man brought cans back to my target and there was a dead MOUSE STUCK TO A TWO LITER and the person at the desk was so mortified they took it even tho he knew it was on there. He is my mortal enemy 😡
All I can think about is Sarah getting shot but it goes right through her bellyhole leaving her unharmed
Especially mutual enemies. Like, there are people I don’t like who probably don’t know or care. And there are people who don’t like me but I don’t even care. Is there anyone who has actual full on mutual enemies.
God it's so fucking good please upload more I think y'all are amazing, I love your work!
A bar that only serves tequila and only plays the black eyed peas doesn’t exist? Bc I’m here for it, someone get on it
What’s that video called where they say would you rather kill 5 or 6 people
you two are so pretty omg-
Holy shit, you’re water and power bill is $359?!?!? Damn, I’ll like and subscribe just to help you pay that bill.
Sarah you are so gorgeous ❤️... Beautiful eyes, perrtty 👀 eyes!
Not to be dramatic but this is the funniest shit I've ever seen. I made the mistake of listening to you beasts while driving and I almost crashed my car laughing. Thanks for the seritonen.
How is Sarah's hair so shiny and smooth?🤩❤️
i love how one eye blinks before the other like a lizard
Can we talk about how Beautiful Brittany is? Even her Hands are pretty😪❤️
I’d like to talk about the $300 utility bill
I was taking my antidepressants while watching Britney scream and I choked
I’d kill every member of my family to be able to hang out with u guys once
I know I'm a bit late to this party but for watching this video almost spit water all over my work computer lol
Y’all are both beautiful
God I love yall
QUESTION, does cerebral help with bipolar do you know?
God, I wish I was friends with both of them they just seem so funny and cool. as a 21 year old, I can only hope in the future I can reach this kinda comedy gold
my boyfriend has a lizard and that bich is weird asf i will admit
a club that only serves black eyed peas and only plays the song Tequila
MY MOM CAME IN WHILE I WAS WATCHING THIS AND ASKED IF BRITTANY WAS REBEL WILSON IM CRYING- 💀💀💀💀
10,000 liters = 2641 gallons 1 gal = 8 lbs = 21,128 total lbs Avg human poops 1/4 to 1 lbs per day = 21,128 to 84,512 days =57.8 to 231.5 years of mayo poo I realize this formula is flawed but I couldnt help myself. If someone else did this first...my bad. I didnt scroll that far.
I love how 80s Brittany is in this video. The makeup, the hair, the clothes. She looks so good!
why is brittany eating from a litter box
Y'all should do a bailey sarian inspired video where you do your makeup and talk about true crime theories
Has anyone ever told Brittany she obnoxious af 💀 ugh u cool tho sarah
can we talk about how sarah has 420k subscribers? is this nirvana?
Question: what is wrong with Stephanie Meyers?
Sponsor ends at 2:58
My favorite time stamps 3:39 I am HHWWWIte 8:17 OH MY GOD it’s Kombucha girl! 8:21 she loved lesiana
lizard girls are cool, and lizard men are weird i attest
What’s the tea on Miss. Stephanie? I missed it
I’d tell the first graders that their pets died cause I fucking DETEST kids
Obsessed with the bangs and bald head because that is an actual hair cut called a Chelsea
BRITTANY LISTEN any time a group chat mentions mayonnaise at all in any context I consistently add in "you know mayonnaise poops make brittany_broski feel skinny" to the conversation
11:55 y’all are laughing but I found a girl with that hair on tiktok. She has the framing pieces, and like a ring of hair that she puts in a ponytail
Pov: your on "Sarah Schaur Mix" for the 8th time
SO damn funny XD
had a friend with a bearded dragon. she spit on my moms car and also nonconsensually showed me her per china 🤨
As someone who is from Louisiana, I dont know why Brittany would want to die here but our cemeteries do have excellent vibezz 😌
I'm at work right now & it would be so inappropriate to laugh and you two talking about anal seepage is not helping.
They are literally my therapy
As a bird person. I am hurt 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
i’d love to see y’all make a podcast! i’m a lil obsessed w/ pee poo time
COUPLE DAY
says they’d rather be separated from their family while sitting next to their cousin lol
Hi Sarah!! I can’t watch this video because would you rather stresses me out??? And I am mentally unwell (Entirely a me thing) anyways ily and can’t wait for the next video
Your hair looks so healthy Sarah 😍😍😍
Honestly I think the boss option for the diarrhoea whenever your boss is there would be a better option because if a IRbinr thinks they will _ever_ even HEAR BACK from Susan I don’t know what planet they are on because it ain’t this one. Edit: whelp. That is a comment I never thought I would write but considering I have I think this is the most appropriate channel to have left it on (no need for it to have been specific to this one).
This was the funniest video ever!!!!
ab the pet question 😂 one time a girl i went to school with came up to me and said “will you tell coach i wont be at volleyball i was up all night resuscitating my lizard”
i just discovered your channel today and when the jimmy neutron edit came through i just said "okay thats enough I'm going to sleep" and i hit subscribe and turned off my computer.
As someone who has had 3 fucking housefires....keep your pictures, they are everything when you have nothing! Also I would strangle 3 humans....that I like... to never see that dentist again!
3:37 SARAHHEFHBEIGBVIJEFM NOOOOOOOOO 😭
"Short & illiterate." So me
Tbh Brittany can just repost her photos somehow and end up with all her money and valuables again
SARAH IM DYING OVER YOUR ACCIDENTAL HIGH PITCHED VOICE IN THE SPONSOR
as a girl that has literally had a leopard gecko her whole life (in lizard years hes 100 yrs old hes wildin) im honored that u think im cool
Oop- Tall and anemic...I didn't need to be called out like that
I love how they don’t even know what videos they filmed
By 9:54 you two hurt me on a personal level. 🥺 I'm a guy who owns a lizard and a bird.
The shaved hairline thing is literally just Avatar Yangchen
"hot balls in your mayonaise shit" lololol im dead
i cannot explain but sarah and brittany are the exact polar opposite of girl defined